Dirt Smurf

Is a smurf that lives below ground in the dirt beneath all of the other smurfs. Pops up to take and steal from the other smurfs to survive.
That chick is a real dirt smurf.
by Truecolours72 November 29, 2021
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dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer
"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"
by Apply_ice_2_burn July 24, 2017
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