Dirt Pinch
When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
Dirt Pinch by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
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