Dire Wolf

An extinct species of large wolves that lived during the Ice Age, and a name for women who are 70 years and older who go hunting for younger men. While Puma covers the age range of late '20s to early '30s, Cougar for late '30s and early '40s, and Arctic Fox for post-menopause, Dire Wolf covers the age range of the truly elderly.

There's a Dire Wolf checking me out at the bar, maybe she'll buy me some drinks with her social security money.

I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.

by mavra_chang June 30, 2010

Jasperian Dire Wolf

The 'Jasperian Dire Wolf' is a closed species for anthropomorphic characters, owned by @DireOpportune.
This species is a type of Dire Wolf that is taller then others, pointy ears and tends to always have the attitude of a dreadful man.

The Jasperian Dire Wolf is a wolf of great size and anger.

by J-Pyro February 27, 2020

Direwolf

They're like wolves... but dire

Prince of Canada:" You know what a Direwolf is, right? They're like wolves, but they're DIRE"

by Spengatron August 20, 2017

direwolf

The civilian counterpart to the sheepdog; one who protects the flock from wolves because they are fond of the sheep.

"What happened with that terrorist?"

"Nothing! A direwolf drew on him and the guy surrendered to the authorities."

by Jim Locke23 September 8, 2019

Direwolf

Large and intelligent form of wolf from the Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin, found beyond the Wall north of Winterfell, and kept as pets by the children of Lord Eddard Stark, Warden of the North and Lord of Winterfell.

The direwolf's massive size pannicked the horses into a stampede.

by Watchers November 21, 2004

DireWolf

An extremely bad ass wolf

DireWolf is my favorite animal.

by LokiWolfHeathins October 19, 2018

Direwolf

noun A character or item that ends up useless.

Did you watch X-Men: Apocalypse? Turns out Jubilee was just another direwolf.

by sir kiko May 29, 2016