Dipsquizzle

To have sex, screw with, mess with, annoying, fondle, etc.

"I dipsquizzled your mom last night"
"May I dipsquizzle your nizzle for shizlle?"

Dipsquizzle by DrFooke October 28, 2003

dumsquizzled

Shocked senseless by the beauty and/or wonder of something

Joan pauses on the landing and smiles at Adam, who's dumsquizzled. -- Joan of Arcadia recap, Television Without Pity (televisionwithoutpity.com) Season 2, episode 8

dumsquizzled by Anne Wall November 18, 2004

Dipshizzle 

Someone Stupid; dumbass cracker.

Tom you're a fucking dipshizzle.

Dipshizzle by anonymous2285 June 17, 2009