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Strangle & Dangle 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

Very topical as of mid-June 2009 (see "usage"). This refers to the act of (a male) hanging oneself by the neck from a fixed object, say.... a closet rod, and tying up or otherwise restricting the bloodflow to the genitalia. This can be done either alone or with a partner. Subsequently the person, thus restrained is either masturbated to orgasm, or (if the hands are left untied-a wise choice) services himself.

The idea, apparently, is to bring oneself close to death, while simultaneously achieving orgasm. Practitioners claim very intense orgasms.
Usage: Carradine was doing the old Strangle & Dangle while filming in Thailand, and something went tragically awry.

Note: There is a theory that people who are extremely wealthy, having experienced virtually every (common) sexual perversion known to humanity (because they are willing to pay for others to engage in these acts), become bored and unable to come. They then turn to evermore, uh obscure and deviant acts to satisfy their cravings. These include, but are certainly not limited to: Fecal application; coprophilia; bestiality with all manner of creatures, some compliant, others less so; infliction and reception of intense pain (including burning and mutilation) and strangulation.

As of this writing, "Kung-Fu" actor David Carradine appears to have died while engaging in this practice in Thailand. It is unknown if he was alone or had a partner present. Michael Hutchence, lead singer of the band INXS is also reputed to have expired under similar circumstances.

Strangle the Dangle 

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.
Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026