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Dilly Willy

When you spit on your dick and stick it into someone's ear.
I can't believe that Dedrick just gave Danielle a dilly willy!
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Dilly Willy

When you stick your willy in a jar of dill pickles and then you slap someone across the face with it.
The first person who passes out at the party gets a Dilly Willy tonight.
Dilly Willy by Maupzor December 30, 2010

dilly willy

1. your dick is dangling out
2. your fly is open
1. Shit son no one wants to see your dilly willy!

2. God damn, zip up your dilly willy!
dilly willy by Winniee_leto March 9, 2010

ding-dong dilly-willy 

"Day-mn! that is one huge ding-dong dilly-willy!"

dilly dilly willy nilly silly 

After too many beers lip sinking to a Willy Nelson song.
After winning beer pong he was Dilly Dilly Willy Nilly Silly.

willy dilly 

willy dilly is silly. he likes to pilly with his dilly. diong diong diong. the way he shakes, i cant believe it, i aint neva seen a dilly like that. willy is a sensitive dilly , silly.
willy dilly by ilovewilldill October 9, 2010

small willy dilly 

A man small willy and is very self conscious about his very small willy. A small willy dilly is normally agrovated by his in fact very small willy and decides to take it out on others.
“Oh look over there at man, I bet he is a small willy dilly
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