Dildo rocket 

A shark rocket flying to save stranded girls on boats. It the pleasures them and leaves the guys chasing her shit out of luck.

Travis: Oh no!!! The dildo rocket is going to beat me to her

Tonya: OMG the dildo rocket is coming for me!!! YAY I can ride him all the way home

Travis: Damn I feel shit faced

Dildo rocket by Twinnie/ Loverdoodle July 2, 2009

Dildo-Rocket 

a closed upward fist aimed at or around the buttocks and or asshole region. The "rocket" thrusts to strike the bottom of the ass. (usually between the 2 cheeks)... thrown in an angry or humorous manner. used primarily to strike to the back of an opponent. The user can bend down and swing into the Dildo-Rocket to get more leverage (this is recommended for more pain)

*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.

"Ow, you punched my asshole! what the fuck is that?"

"A Dildo-rocket!"

Dildo-Rocket by Spenc June 17, 2008