someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
A gold chain wearing deigo that has a wardrobe that consists of Italia shirts and jeans. Can usually be found cruising High School parking lots for stray tail in his Daddy's escalade while dousing himself with Drakkar Noir cologne. Enjoys playing soccer and watching F1 races on television. Will also throw out the shocker sign in every picture that he is in.
Look at that deigosexual with that Italia shirt and Fila shoes.... That clothing should either be on a pot-belly kid in a third world country or in his basement in a cardboard box marked 1990....