From demo, the greek word meaning "people" and, sexual, the English word meaning "anything to do with private areas of your body," the word demosexual is commonly used to refer to someone who is NOT bisexual, but likes people regardless of gender. Someone who is "demosexual" is attracted to people regardless of gender but may identify more with the homo or heterosexual lifestyle.
"I'm dating John. I'm attracted to Lisa, but not girls in general. I might be demosexual."
A person who is romantically attracter to two or more genders, but will only feel sexual attraction when a deep bond is formed between them and their partner.
Sam really likes me, but will not have sex with me until they are ready. Apparently they are a biromanticdemisexual.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.