Diddy Blud

Describes a person who is black and likes kids.

"Charlie would be a diddy blud if he was black"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Camille’s diddy blud calculation.

Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl

“Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”

by Gatyyy November 13, 2025

Dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

A Diddy blud who is not interested in the acts of learning and is a massive predator with a face of a chud while being a dumb ducking chud

bro: How does bro like cp like a diddy blud that used the crazy ahh dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

me: No dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud has nuh in they buh. You chud.

by Urban Chud October 16, 2025

Diddy Blud

A person with a fat hairy belly that is also a predator

Wow, the new manager is such a Diddy Blud!

by Ozzieeboo May 26, 2025

Goofy ahh diddy blud

A diddy blud (like Drake) who's so ducking goofy, he makes you cringe on his behalf.

Guy: Yes, I'm a proud lolicon, why do you ask? And please do make it quick... I have a palate of teas and crumpets to partake in! Muehehehe...! 🧐
Me: Shut yo google chrome chicken bone ahh up, you goofy ahh diddy blud! 😂

by Morning Overcast May 29, 2025

Diddy ahh blud

A combination of words used by retards on Instagram reels and YouTube shorts to describe pedophiles and other assorted degenerates.

guy: I like kids
dumbass: diddy ahh blud ! :skullemoji:

by singularity22 February 26, 2025

diddy blud

A Diddy Blud (or Diddy Ahh Blud) is essentially how a white person defines a predator, coined by twitter user @derpatron6000, and inspired by the celebrity P Diddy. and famous song Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar.

Johnny: “I guess you could say he’s.. not like us.. he could even be.. a diddy blud.”
Markus: “Johnny you’re 24. Get a job you bum.”

by tapiocatapi November 25, 2024