Dicky Stiffy 

Dicky Stiffy is the best way to tell your partner you love her. And it works as a defence technique.

Hot babe: *texting on phone*
Cool guy: Hey girl my DICKY STIFFY UH
Hot babe: *gets married*

Dicky Stiffy by Eatthatpusst445 May 7, 2018

Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

Stiff dick by Reaalme February 12, 2018

“Stiff dicks and airplanes” 

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

“Stiff dicks and airplanes” by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

Stuffy dick 

When you are using a pillow as a condom and the pillow fluff gets stuck to your dick.

Jana- "do you have a condom?"
Noah- "I've got one better"
Jana- "what are you doing with that pillow?"
*Noah nuts*
Noah- "fuck I got stuffy dick"

Stuffy dick by NotBraden December 31, 2018

Stiff Dick

A man who can't work his penis right for his woman

Jack can't a stiff dick to get hard to smash Jillian correctly in the bedroom.

Stiff Dick by Deeznuz July 10, 2018

Stiff Dick Baby Killer 

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

Stiff Dick Baby Killer by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

he got his dick knocked stiff 

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

he got his dick knocked stiff by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023