Dickspiration 

The inspiration for your dick to get hard. Aka a hot chick.

Girl 1: Do you think I'm anyone's dickspiration?
Girl 2: No you're not THAT hot.

Guy 1: Damn check out that girls ass.
Guy 2: I think I've found my dickspiration for tonight...

Dickspiration by Your Dickspiration January 30, 2015

dankspiration 

The feeling of inspiration one can get when eating or smoking (marijuana)

Sam: woah dude, i think i want to become a food critic!!

John: what a dankspiration lmao

dankspiration by str8upgucci February 11, 2015

dickapitation 

the action or process of a man penis being removed from the body. No anaesthetic is used in this process. Thus it is painful and only to be wished upon the worst of enemies or spouses.

Dood #1: "Hey what did Jill do when she found out Bob was cheating on her?"
Dood #2: "Oh she gave him a hardcore dickapitation!!"

dickapitation by nelly b July 25, 2007

Dickstipation 

When you poop out of your weiner and you don't know why.

You think your kidney stone was bad? I had dickstipation for two weeks straight.

Dickstipation by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

Drinkspiration 

The feeling of inspiration one can get when having a drink (alcoholic)

I couldn't figure out what to write until I had a drinkspiration. drinkspire drinkspired drinkspiration drunkspiration drunkspired

Drinkspiration by Mollycadaver January 27, 2015

disaspirational

A portmanteau of Disaster and Aspirational.
As in someone who aspires to things that are going to go very wrong.

"Sally is so disaspirational about finding a guy. She is keeps thinking that she will meet a nice guy in bars."
Or "Heather keeps trying to be a graphic designer, she is really disaspirational about her design skills."

disaspirational by Castle2018 January 3, 2018

dickapitation 

similar to the removal of a head, "decapitation", whereas in this case the head being lost is the dick

"Nah, man, she's crazy. Went down on a guy and went all dickapitation on him. He lost five inches and has to pee sitting down now."

dickapitation by _welp_ June 29, 2017