Dickspiration

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The inspiration for your dick to get hard. Aka a hot chick.

Girl 1: Do you think I'm anyone's dickspiration?
Girl 2: No you're not THAT hot.

Guy 1: Damn check out that girls ass.
Guy 2: I think I've found my dickspiration for tonight...

Dickspiration by Your Dickspiration January 30, 2015

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dankspiration

The feeling of inspiration one can get when eating or smoking (marijuana)

Sam: woah dude, i think i want to become a food critic!!

John: what a dankspiration lmao

dankspiration by str8upgucci February 11, 2015

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dickapitation

the action or process of a man penis being removed from the body. No anaesthetic is used in this process. Thus it is painful and only to be wished upon the worst of enemies or spouses.

Dood #1: "Hey what did Jill do when she found out Bob was cheating on her?"
Dood #2: "Oh she gave him a hardcore dickapitation!!"

dickapitation by nelly b July 25, 2007

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Dickstipation

When you poop out of your weiner and you don't know why.

You think your kidney stone was bad? I had dickstipation for two weeks straight.

Dickstipation by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

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Drinkspiration

The feeling of inspiration one can get when having a drink (alcoholic)

I couldn't figure out what to write until I had a drinkspiration. drinkspire drinkspired drinkspiration drunkspiration drunkspired

Drinkspiration by Mollycadaver January 27, 2015

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disaspirational

A portmanteau of Disaster and Aspirational.
As in someone who aspires to things that are going to go very wrong.

"Sally is so disaspirational about finding a guy. She is keeps thinking that she will meet a nice guy in bars."
Or "Heather keeps trying to be a graphic designer, she is really disaspirational about her design skills."

disaspirational by Castle2018 January 3, 2018

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dickapitation

similar to the removal of a head, "decapitation", whereas in this case the head being lost is the dick

"Nah, man, she's crazy. Went down on a guy and went all dickapitation on him. He lost five inches and has to pee sitting down now."

dickapitation by _welp_ June 29, 2017

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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