dickshit

Shit left on the tip of your dick after pulling out of a girl's ass.

"..yeah, I heard he pulled out and wiped the dickshit on her blanket."
"Good for him."

by Notcam March 14, 2003

dickshit

When an event occurs where you suffer from the precise balance of grief or pain that both properly calls for calling something (or someone) a dick and reacting with the word shit, a dickshit moment occurs due to an uncontrollable reaction that happens faster than your mind can decipher the most appropriate word to use in said event.

"Argh, you... dickshit!" Or when in such high shock you may only simply get out "Dickshit!"

by SillyTurtle August 23, 2016

dickshit

When every single other orifice can not excrete faeces except for the dick hole and it forcibly comes out at any time, place or situation.

"Johnny couldn't take a dump, he ended up doing a dickshit"

by drtrumpsalot November 16, 2016

Dickshit

Cum

"Dickshit flew everywhere after fucking that bitch for 5 min"

by onomono July 19, 2003

dickshit

The shit in your foreskin when a girl takes a shit on your dick while doing anal

Sorry babe, can't fuck rn, gotta clean this dickshit

by liquidstrawberry January 26, 2018

Dickshit

Another word for calling a guy gay. He’d be a dickshit because he was fu*ked in the ass so hard he had to sh*t out of his di*k.

Ew look at that dickshit..

by Drugs Not Hugs February 15, 2019

Dickshit

A secretion coming from a man's penis which is clumpy, brown, and usually very dry.

"Fuck, you just got your Dickshit down my leg."

by Bat-ManCock February 29, 2016