Dickrieg 

A unexpected barrage of unnecessarily cruel dickish insults or remarks launched against a weaker individual. The Dickrieg is among the most powerful tactics available to a Dick.

That handsome blonde haired German Dick is unleashing a Dickrieg on that Polish kid over there.

Dickrieg by fatty fatty two by four March 25, 2010

dickrigulous 

used by people in place of ridiculous

(mostly people who are dickstracted)

you are being completely dickrigulous right now!

dickrigulous by blakbird September 7, 2005