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Dicknapped

When a hookup’s dick is so bomb that you’re captivated and coming back for more. This is purely based on physical attraction to the dick, and nothing about the one who has the dick.
Friend 1: “My hookup was so good last night that I’ve totally been dicknapped.”
Friend 2: “So when are you guys hooking up again?”
by meatloaf536 May 24, 2019
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dicknapped

When a women uses some unbelievable explanation as to why she got her man pregnant in order to get him to settle down with her.
She told me she didn't "know" that antibiotics messed with birth control. She dicknapped me.
by the gon May 25, 2018
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Dickapedia

A large collection of nudes (male), on a storage device (phone, computer etc).
Dude do you want to see whos in my Dickapedia?
by Dimcas92 October 23, 2012
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dicknailed

Coined by the MMA website CagePotato.com, "dicknailed" refers to the kind of brutally violent knockout that ends in one fighter lying face down on the canvas, involuntarily planking if you will. For examples of this in the MMA world, see Scott Smith vs. Paul Daley, Josh Neer vs. Mike Pyle, or Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Paulo Thiago.
"Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold! Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man just got dicknailed."

"Thiago rushes in with punches, but Siyar dicknails him coming in with a quick right jab, and Thiago is out cold roughly 40 seconds into the fight."
by MMAfandom October 3, 2012
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Dicksappear

When a female on an internet forum stops showing up entirely when she starts a sexual relationship.
Where has Sandra been? She totally dicksappeared as soon as she started dating Mike.
by Tierz June 30, 2009
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Dickwrapped

like a guy being pussywhipped, instead its the chick thats whipped
"wow your really dickwrapped huh?"
by KimBaLi March 20, 2004
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Dicknailed

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.
Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.
by THEword 14 September 17, 2016
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