Tic tac dick

Having a dick the size of a tic tac (less than 3 inches...hard)

Brian McDaniel talked a huge game, but when I saw him he had a tic tac dick.

by 420&chill February 7, 2017

Tic-Tac dick

This is a term to refer to the man opposite size of his true penis. In this case “Tic Tac Dick” would refer to a 10 inch bigger dick than the size of a tic-tac, vice versa.(10.1 inch)

Person: You have a Tic-Tac dick
Them: .. you underestimate me and my dicks length

by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 12, 2023

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When a man of any race (Asians most likely) have a small penis equivalent to the size of a Tic Tac. When a male has a Tic Tac dick they usually can't have good relationships with girls.

"Hey Bobby I heard that Akira has a Tic Tac dick"
"No way man that means he can't fuck real good"
"I know, I guess Akira and Brittney broke up then"

by Lil Dougie 69 June 11, 2019

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When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.

"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.

by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022

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