Tic Tac Dick

A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.

---- about this big!

Girl: Man Justin Bieber must have a tic tac dick!

by BROOM DICK TITS! December 20, 2010

tic tac dick

A guy with a dick the size of a tic tac. Never more than an inch.

Person 1: You have to see that
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: That guys dick
Person 2: Is it big?
Person 1: Fuck no. It's less than an inch
Person 2: Why would I want to see a tic tac dick?
Person 1: To make fun of it
Person 2: He's probably gonna stay a virgin for life

by trevvvvvv May 19, 2010

Tic tac dick

It’s a dick that is the size of a tic tac.

Aidan: wanna see my dick
Me: not really
Aidan: photo
Me: is that a tic tac?

Aidan: blocked
*ew he has a tic tac dick*

by Just your betch August 27, 2018

Tic tac dick

Having a dick the size of a tic tac (less than 3 inches...hard)

Brian McDaniel talked a huge game, but when I saw him he had a tic tac dick.

by 420&chill February 7, 2017

Tic Tac dick

When a man of any race (Asians most likely) have a small penis equivalent to the size of a Tic Tac. When a male has a Tic Tac dick they usually can't have good relationships with girls.

"Hey Bobby I heard that Akira has a Tic Tac dick"
"No way man that means he can't fuck real good"
"I know, I guess Akira and Brittney broke up then"

by Lil Dougie 69 June 10, 2019

Tic Tac Dick

When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.

"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.

by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022

tic-tac dick

A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.

That dude has a tic-tac dick.

by josh grier July 26, 2005