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dick wedge 

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls
Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge
dick wedge by Dick wedge March 26, 2019
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dick wedge 

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls
Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge
dick wedge by Dick wedge March 26, 2019

Dick wedge 

Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so right around his penis that it bulges out around the seam creating a weggie I’m in his dick and pants
DUDE what’s with the dick wedge?!
When Jacob sat down he had a major dick wedge.
Dick wedge by Dick wedge March 26, 2019

Suck a Dick Wednesday 

A term coined by the uber popular podcast - Keith and the Girl. Refering to when a fan of their show wears one of their t-shirts on Wednesday, they are supposed to get a blow job from friends or strangers.
Hey what day is it?

Well it is Suck a Dick Wednesday, hey is that a Keith and the Girl shirt you are wearing?

Yes it is!!!
Suck a Dick Wednesday by Rob Walch September 10, 2008

Dick wedgie

When a males penis is pushed up against the inside of your underwear usually suggesting tight pants and or a tight belt.
You see bob over there he's been picking at the front of his pants all night. He definitly has adick wedgie

Dick Wedgie

When a piece of clothing is sucked into the urethra of your penis, similar to the way it is stuck up your asshole in a regular wedgie.
Dude last night I got a Terrible Dick Wedgie with my boxers, it hurt like a bitch.
Dick Wedgie by 40k November 27, 2010

Dick Wedgy 

When a mans pubic hair gets caught under the foreskin, causing discomfort and sometimes pain.
"ouch!"

"what's wrong?"

"got a dick wedgy bro"

"need a hand?"
Dick Wedgy by Dekkernator September 5, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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