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dick sandwich

The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."
Josh: Hey, Mark
Mark: Yea Josh
Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?
Mark: Hell Yea!!!
Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)
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dick sandwich

When ya ol' lady's been bangin' around, and you go down on her. Either side of the vagina represents the bread.
She packed up and left?

Yeah.

Where's she living.

With the new guy.

There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!

I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.

With extra mayo.

Thanks.
dick sandwich by dicksandwichentryguy November 19, 2009

dick sandwich

When one take his dick and places it between 2 slices of bread.
Hey bitch, you hungry?....how bout' a dick sandwich?
dick sandwich by lil' puppet June 7, 2007

dick sandwich

Dick eaten as if it were a meal.
Gomer Pyle eats a dick sandwich every night for dinner.
dick sandwich by meatpop2214 February 2, 2008

Dick sandwich

Where u put ur dick in between a sandwich and the girl eats around the dick
Gay boy 1: Man I rlly want that dick sandwich

Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤
Dick sandwich by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019

dick sandwich

An insult. To suggest someone is acting like a "dick," but, you know, worse.
Dude, stop being such a dick sandwich.
dick sandwich by Bonehead XL February 10, 2008

Dick-sandwich 

a state of being; when you feel like the grungiest piece of shit in the world.
We hide in the wheat field for hours afterwards I felt like such a Dick-Sandwich
Dick-sandwich by Salty Noodles March 24, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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