dick off 

To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.

-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.

-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!

dick off by Jyash April 21, 2005

dick off 

The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.

John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.

dick off by schmeg8 April 26, 2009

Dick off 

An insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.

A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight.

B: Pffft. Dick off love.

Dick off by Rach [Dirty Irish] January 17, 2009

dick off 

To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior.

We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches.

dick off by M-Kat January 15, 2008

Dick off 

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

Dick off by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

DICK OFF 

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.

ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*

DICK OFF by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

Dick-off by bennycnz March 30, 2010