Dick kittens 

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!

Dick kittens by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

Dick Kitten 

When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.

T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)

Dick Kitten by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015

Kitten dick 

An individual has a super small dick, but is still cute and cuddly

Man, did you see that dudes kitten dick?

Kitten dick by Kneehighfun January 17, 2019

i left my dick in the kitten 

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

i left my dick in the kitten by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017