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Walking while nude with unsupported male genitalia; usually resulting in discomfort or embarrassment.

Usually involves swaying or bouncing of both testicles and penis.
"I would've run faster but the dick kinetics were too strong"
"Water skiing while nude is a sure way to show off ones dick kinetics"
by Mexican Donkey February 26, 2010
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