Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".
Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water
by Kadicta June 06, 2011
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dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.
Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!
by Norway August 04, 2005
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Dick water

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water
Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water
by Srg March 22, 2015
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Dick water

semen, sperm, cum, jizz, man juice, spunk, seed, the white stuff...
Hannah: did you give that guy head?

Kelly: yeah but he totally got his dick water in my eye!
by dirtysouth April 26, 2012
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Dick-water

Verb

When at a party or out to dinner, if a friend gets up to use the bathroom, someone adds sugar, salt and pepper to that persons drink.

Comes from being a dick to someone water.
Dude, Jerry got up to use the bathroom and Becky totally dick-watered him!
by Devils-Disciple November 03, 2009
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Dirty Dick Water

While in the shower with the water streaming from your member, you slap your penis towards your belly button creating a stream of dirty dick water for others to enjoy.
My wife walked into the bathroom while I was in the shower and I hit her with the dirty dick water.
by Triplikeeyedo February 21, 2013
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Dick Water

You suck or smell really bad
Hey dick water named max pass the ball
by Dirtonmyboots March 10, 2020
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