dick drag 

When one sits down or stands up from the toilet seat and their dick drags across the end of the seat. Especially common with short bowl toilets and closed loop toilet seats.

We replaced the toilet in the downstairs bathroom to reduce the occurence of dick drag.

dick drag by evo September 30, 2004

Dick drag 

The act of dragging your dick up and over your mate after having sex

After haveing sex with my girl friend i wanted to dick drag her so i pulled it out and dragged my dick up her belly and across her face

Dick drag by plumbing man September 9, 2010

Dick Drag 

An unpleasant, uncomfortable and inconvenient experience

“That 13 hour car trip was an absolute dick drag”

Dick Drag by LeopardNFB June 24, 2019

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

drag one's dick through the coleslaw 

to joke, jest, pull one's leg

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

drag one's dick through the coleslaw by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

Dick Dragon

A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.

Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!

Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!

Dick Dragon by Jame-o December 4, 2014

Dick Dragger 

A kook who rides a boogieboard and thinks he is the shit because he snaked 15 people at the wedge. Dick draggers where flippidy floppidy vag flippers to get into waves because they are to frail to paddle in with their arms.

Ben Fein is such a dick dragger

Dick Dragger by shreddddddddddd May 30, 2016