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Yanking my Dick off 

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me
You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off
Yanking my Dick off by swooceking October 16, 2016

you got to be yanking my dick off 

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off

Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''
U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van

Yankin' my dick 

Most often used as a question in place of "are you kidding me?"

And normally used when irritated

For example:
Baker: "Sorry I can't make it over tonight, I've got some stuff to take care of."

Wayne: "You yankin' my dick bro?!"
Yankin' my dick by mAshton titties January 28, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026