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Dick Slide

Slang for lube.
Dude! You got dick slide all over me!
Dick Slide by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009
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dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.
Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

slide dick

Expression for refusing sexual intercourse with someone based on predetermined criteria.
Gurl, I don't slide dick for just anybody. He gotta be fine as hell and hustling that bank.

Man, I don't slide dick with every woman, she's gotta at least go out on the first date. I've got standards, bruh.
slide dick by jtj143795 September 13, 2017

Kentucky Slide Dick-in

The act of inserting a penis in any orifice using fried chicken grease as lubrication.
Do want that Kentucky Slide Dick-in for here or to go?
Kentucky Slide Dick-in by Nordine October 20, 2021

dick n slide 

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.
What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.
dick n slide by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017

Dick Slider 

Four asian guys (or four guys with really small dicks) line up and recieve oral from one girl.
Tiffany loves to give dick sliders when she's drunk
Dick Slider by Lil Jargon August 17, 2010

dick side burns 

the beautifull pieces of hair below your shaft but above your balls
i havent shaved in a while so im packing some dick side burns
dick side burns by tittage meister November 21, 2013
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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