Dick Nut

Dick Nut someone who is acting like a dick

Damn carlos is being such a dick nut.
shutup you dick nut.

Dick Nut by mikalah July 17, 2021

dick-nut 

Some one who is not quite privelidged enough to be a dick, they are a much lower form of existance, a dangling sweaty nut!

Yo, that guy is such a dick-nut!

dick-nut by Elysha January 20, 2003

Shit dick nut suck 

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter

Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it

Shit dick nut suck by Brodman585 March 15, 2021

nut dick 

When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.

Bro before I got here I busted a nut in my girl. Now I got nut dick.

nut dick by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018

dick and nut torture 

like cock and ball torture but funny

person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid

dick and nut torture by imma drink ur kidneys loser December 2, 2021

Pop a nut/dick 

Boys wip out the dick and the girl has to suck it

So when u say pop a nut/dick the girls have to go up to a boy and say pop a dick and then they have to wip out they dick and the girl has to suck it

Pop a nut/dick by Jaylon s. November 28, 2019

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021