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two fist dick
A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
two fist dick by twofistdick September 3, 2012
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Baby Fist Dick
Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."
Baby Fist Dick by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013
Double fist dick punch
Double fist dick punch by Somc33 December 15, 2022
Dick Fisto
The everlasting force of one penis, thrusting the inner walls of the any god given orifice of your body. Usually one who interacts with many partners over short periods of time. They are tall and very attractive. They are very creative and funny, but not loyal to those who do them wrong. They're definition of "wrong" can sometimes be up for debate.
"Dick Fisto came over last night, if you know what I mean."
"Here we go again, Dick Fisto at his finest."
"Here we go again, Dick Fisto at his finest."
Dick Fisto by Dick Fisto July 18, 2020
Dick Fisting
Dick fisting is when you shove your whole fist into someone dick hole.
When you pee afterwards it's like emptying a bucket of water on the ground.
When you pee afterwards it's like emptying a bucket of water on the ground.
Smash: Did you see that new website about dick fisting?
Cambio: Hell yeah me and Sipo do that shit all the time
Cambio: Hell yeah me and Sipo do that shit all the time
Dick Fisting by E-Serious February 11, 2009
Dick Fuck Fisting
When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once
Dick Fuck Fisting by Noodle fish September 6, 2016
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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