1. The only singer Van Halen ever needed; 2. An original, integritous, flamboyant music producer, songwriter, provate jet broker, father, husband, and mentor. Known for his skills at representin'. Founder of the Los Angeles, CA based trip hop collective Space Slacker. Coined the term Hollywood Hills Style.
Diamond Dave, not only are you a handsome man, but you are very powerful as well, I could sense it from the moment you walked in the door.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).