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Dgmj is an abbreviation for 'Don't Give Me Jokes', which is another way of reacting to something one may find amusing and telling the "Joker" to stop telling jokes, but with good will.
This phrase can also be a way of silencing one when they say something ridiculously stupid.
John to friend: HAHAH look at Julie's socks. They have mushrooms on them!
Friend to Julie: Woowww Dgmj mate.
Dgmj by Jerkpid or aka Will December 29, 2016
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Dgmj stands for do give me jokes.
It is normally used over text or snapchat when someone is being uptight and no fun
Angel, dgmj, stop being so uptight
Dgmj by Lucy Hilton’s right April 9, 2019
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Dgmj stands for do give me jokes.
It is normally used over text or snapchat when someone is being uptight and no fun
Hey angel, dgmj stop being so frigid
Dgmj by Lucy Hilton’s right April 9, 2019
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