Dew Jew

n. - One who buys a Mt. Dew cube for himself but refuses to share.

Ted: I'm so damn thirsty.

Fred: Yeah, too bad Eric is being a Dew Jew.

by TehJestR October 19, 2010

Jew Dew

Jew = Jewish
Dew = Hairdoo

Commonly referred to as a Jew fro or Jew Mop Because of the way most are able Jews grow massive amounts of Curly, Disgusting, body, facial and scalp hair. Both male and female are affected.

"Yo, dig that crazzy Jew Dew over deh!"

"Yea Yea, That mo fo looks like Bob Dylan!"

by Jack N. Mikoph May 01, 2008