That rank half-assed bald patch, shaped like a slice of devon, running smack bang in the centre on top of old mates melon.
Bruz: Oi bruh.... check out that cunts towball.
Bruh: Nah bruz, that ain't no fully pledged towball yet. That fucka is still in the making and totes rockn a devdog!!
Bruz: Nice Devdog ya got there DB!
DB: Fuck my life..... (Devdog hangs head in shame)
Devdutt Padikkal is a talented 20 year old champ who represents Karnataka in domestic cricket and is a part of Royal Challengers Bangalore in IPL . He is a young star and holds a special record for scoring 50+ in all competitions Vijay hazare trophy Ranji and Syed Mushtaq Ali T- 20 tournaments organised by the BCCI . And is the only uncapped Indian player to score 450+ runs in his ipl debut .