deusch

One of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.

If "deusch" is the way you spell "douche", you're both.

Die, idiot.

by burstroc December 11, 2006

deusch

a nickname for a device used to clean out the vagina.

Marc N. is a Deusch.

by B. Strauss February 3, 2005

deusch

a person so lowly, he can only be discribed as something that cleans pussy

riley yurks off to much, he is a deusch.

by tizlom June 10, 2005

Deusch

Description - Deusch is a slang form of the word douche, and contrary to belief, it is a correct spelling do to the difference of context, and considering it is not literal, it is slang.

In comparison..

Deusch - A pathetic annoying jerk. Someone commonly obnoxious without reason, or extremely arrogant and selfish.

Douche - A chemical based cleaner for a vagina.

Ex1:
Dave: "Damn, did you hear that John's sister got fired cause she wouldn't give her boss a blowjob? He's such a deusch."

Ex2:
Dave's Friend: "Nope, but I do know I walked in on John's sister cleaning her vagina with a bag of douche."

by AgnoMan July 18, 2009

deusch

If you spell it this way, you are one.

Brian: Dude you are such a deusch.

Kayla: Honey you can't spell it that way or everyone will think you're stupid.

Brian: Oh ok...I'm gonna go clean my vagina... Can you tell me how to spell it when I get back?

by kbubbles January 15, 2012

deusch guido

when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos

caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.

by noltad eggits March 8, 2008

deusch tart

a deusch that is either ugly or in a bad mood and has a bad look on theyre face

my friend marty ate some sour candy and now he looks like a deasch tart.

by Jason Jordan March 26, 2004