Definitions by Pattrice

First world injury

An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.

Karma suffered a first world injury walking into a dumpster while tweeting on her smart phone.

First world injury by Pattrice April 15, 2012

Deucecovery

The act of walking into a bathroom to discovery someone has left behind a deuce in the bowl.

John walked into the cubicle and was disgusted by the deucecovery he made in there.

Deucecovery by Pattrice October 4, 2011