Deucecovery

The act of walking into a bathroom to discovery someone has left behind a deuce in the bowl.

John walked into the cubicle and was disgusted by the deucecovery he made in there.

by Pattrice October 04, 2011

First world injury

An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.

Karma suffered a first world injury walking into a dumpster while tweeting on her smart phone.

by Pattrice April 15, 2012