Desertpök

When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.

Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).

by Andreas Larsson June 20, 2006

Desertous

Desert-like, relating to a desert. Also, dry, not wet.

it hasn't rained in forever! If it doesn't rain soon, the whole town will become desertous!

by Desertousman March 2, 2011

desertspoon

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)

Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!

by TheBeast April 5, 2005

desertdomino

Aka Moonnn

An man who likes helicopters. He really likes helicopters. He will ig ore everything you tell him to do if there is an helicopter around him.

"Hey look there goes desertdomino in my helicopter."

by Probably_King September 18, 2021

DeSeRtWoLf69

A .9 kd level 190+ hardstuck silver who likes to rush and die after getting an injure or kill or nothing

I'm gonna go pull a DeSeRtWoLf69

by toe_mas May 1, 2021

DesertRose

An incredibly beautiful woman, who is also tough enough to withstand anything. Just as a Flower, or any plant, must be strong in order to withstand the harsh elements of the desert.

Don't underestimate that one, she might be beautiful but she's a true DesertRose.

by Movobra April 10, 2022

desertspoon

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

by S_t_G April 15, 2005