Desert Dick, or DDS (Desert Dick Syndrome) is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome (DDS) was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.
Guy: "No baby, we cant have sex tonight"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"
by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009
by Papa Gucci aka Lil Niggle November 04, 2018
When a bro somehow gets poison oak on his unit and uses medication such as pills or ointment to dry it out. Resulting in your penis being really dry and unrecognizable.
by Cranknes May 10, 2011
by Batrastard July 20, 2003
by Kayla Nikol April 25, 2008
A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert
by captain love April 01, 2009
the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert
by j-hizz May 22, 2007