Depression Freshmen 

Those underclassmen in school who walk around the school like they own the place. They think they can “beat you in a fight” and “they are so much cooler than you.” They will try to ruin your day, so remember that you are better than those newbies at school. They are the filth at your school; at the bottom of the totem pole.

Eeew look at those kids! They think they own the place. They must be new kids. They’re a disgrace to this school. They’re depression freshmen!

Depression Freshmen by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 3, 2019

Freshmanic Depression 

noun

The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).

Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?

Hank: Just take your pants off already.

Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.

Hank: SHUT UP!

Freshmanic Depression by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010