a woman who is smart, on top of her game, has her life together but is quite complex - full of dichotomies. She never knows if she's a wild woman or a domestic goddess (or both)!
I pulled a Dennell today when I went drag racing and then came home to bake brownies for my kid's school party tomorrow.
The act of taking bite-sized forkfuls of a previously cut pie in a straight line as if a knife had cut an additional slice. Well done, the next person to see the pie would not be able to detect any missing pie.
Late at night, Nancy O'Donnellized the chocolate pie. I could barely see the marks from the fork tines.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).