Denis Leary 

A poor mans Bill Hicks.

Bill = "We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums."
Denis = "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is stood right next to him, not one bullet. Explain that to me?"

Denis Leary by Goatboy April 26, 2004

Denis Leary 

A guy who stole Bill Hicks' act and got away with it.

Bill Hicks : "Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut dude. The plot thickens."

Denis Leary : "Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut dude. The plot thickens."

Denis Leary by LucyK January 20, 2009

Denis Leary 

An overly obnoxious comedian without a drop of talent who rips off all of his material and should no longer exist on the face of the earth.

Guy A: I like denis leary

Guy B: denis leary ripped off Bill Hicks Louis CK and many others

Guy A: Fuck him then

Denis Leary by Evolved September 14, 2011

Denis Leary 

Complete douchebag, no comedic talent whatsoever. He just steals his whole gig from actually talented comedians such as Bill Hicks.

Believes that Autism isn't real. "Yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

This guy has a lot of nerve. He needs to wake up to reality and realize that he isn't funny. Never was.

"Denis Leary is a douchebag."

Denis Leary by not found [Error 404] June 13, 2009

Denis Leary 

American comedian renowned for excessive mention of profanity. Possesses a "blackish" humour-style that's often illustrating the stupidity of politics and war (or other major worldly concerns, etc). Was credited for the production of the song "I'm an asshole" early in his career, which gave him the reputation for being "an asshole" later on.

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song...
Ranting and raving and carrying on...
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...


Naaaaaaah!

Denis Leary by Alhadis February 4, 2004

Denis Leary 

1.Just a regular Joe, with a regular job.
2. Your average white subinite slob.
3. Likes football, porno, and books about war.
4. Has an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

Denis Leary has his feet on the table and a cuban cigar.

Denis Leary by mute December 3, 2004

Denis Leary 

he is an asshole but yet he is so fucking hilarious.

i park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

Denis Leary by FhillyMan October 10, 2003