Demoscout 

A term used to describe players who use the demoman's shield and eyelander in the online game Team Fortress 2. It has spawned from what many consider to be the cheapest advantage to date.

For every kill the demoscout achieves with the eyelander he will gain extra health and speed. As this improves his survivability, most demoscouts see this benefit grow exponentially. Eventually the demoscout will be able to keep up with the game's quickest class - the scout (hence the birth of such a title and the distain it brings along with it).

Many are confused as to which Valve employee thought this up (and what he was on). The name 'demoman' implies the use of some sort of demolitions as a primary form of combat. However with the addition of two key melee based items this, many would argue, has rendered the title pointless.

Scout: Eat my dus- *Head removed by a demoscout*

Demoscout: *Taunts over the dead corpse in order to induce a nerd rage*

Demoscout by Forgetful April 1, 2010

Demoscope 

\dē-mäs-skōp\ - To covertly examine the interactions of human subjects in a natural setting

I had to demoscope the scene around my friends at the bar to make sure my crazy ex wasn't there before joining them.

Demoscope by akrazo January 29, 2009

democutie 

A good looking democrat.

That John Edwards is such a democutie.

democutie by Sarah Goldfarb December 27, 2008

Demuscotecom 

Demuscotecom (noun) - A hypothetical biomedical device implanted somewhere within the digestive system, designed to enable the consumption of human flesh while preventing its excretion through normal bodily processes. This device employs advanced filtration mechanisms to selectively absorb nutrients from ingested human tissue, ensuring that the consumed flesh is metabolized for sustenance without being expelled during defecation.

Yuri: Next week I will have surgery and THEY will finally implant the Demuscotecom Filter inside me!

Demuscotecom by Alternate978 February 24, 2024