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dej
dej by Michael Chu December 11, 2007
dej
Dej'a
The most amazing girl you will (n)ever meet. She has the most gorgeous eyes. The slightest glance of her brings a smile to your face. She's always in a good mood and a great person to be around. She has the sweetest sounding voice you could recognize in even the most crowded place on earth. She is beautiful from head to toe and has the most contagious smile. You will always remember the day you first met her. If you meet her consider yourself lucky.
dej loaf
A shit that's not diarrhea but not quite a solid paste. Light and fluffy with ragged edges and a hint of fat, causing it to float on the toilet water.
"Dude, after I ate that 10 sack of White Castle I spent an hour in the bathroom giving birth to an entire litter of dej loafs."
dej loaf by Vapid Pooper January 15, 2015
Dej Loaf
Dej Loaf by Sniffdirect March 20, 2017
Dej Stank
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murderhobo
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