pussy dehumidifier

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.

Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*

pussy dehumidifier by himomandbrad December 2, 2014

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Dehumanized

To deprive of human qualities such as individuality, compassion, or civility and a very great disturbed song

If I offer you my soul,
Will you carry me away?
How can I be the only one
To be dehumanized again,
Left behind

Dehumanized by the real deal tonight March 22, 2009

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dehumiliator

A device similar to that of a dehumidifier, but instead of exctracting moisture from a room, it exctracts embarressment from a person.

Gazzo used a dehumiliator to overcome the hideous embarrassment caused by that slip of the tongue...

dehumiliator by Dennibel February 17, 2004

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dehumiligrading

1- Both 'humiliating' and 'degrading' combined into one easy word!

It was bad enough that Sheryl laughed at Todd's flacid 3 inch penis, but taking a picture of it with her camera phone and sending it to her 300+ contacts including Todd's family was damned dehumiligrading!

dehumiligrading by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007