Deer Calling
Deer Calling by Raular January 10, 2018
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calling the deer
The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.
"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."
"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."
"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."
calling the deer by J. Grizzle November 10, 2013
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Deerballing
The form of paintball created by two very agg kids. They were at the Badlandz and the airball fields were closed so they sucked it up and played woodsball.
For those who dont know, woodsball kills the style of agg kids. And the two kids could not put up with it, so they created a new, better, style of the already amazing sport.
They were playing on a big woodsball field, well, not really playing, more like sitting down taking a nap. When all of a sudden, a deer came out of the woods and told us,
"I am the Deer of God. I am the best. Hop on my back, and we will rape the opposing team."
So they jumped on its back and completly raped tits.
End of story.
For those who dont know, woodsball kills the style of agg kids. And the two kids could not put up with it, so they created a new, better, style of the already amazing sport.
They were playing on a big woodsball field, well, not really playing, more like sitting down taking a nap. When all of a sudden, a deer came out of the woods and told us,
"I am the Deer of God. I am the best. Hop on my back, and we will rape the opposing team."
So they jumped on its back and completly raped tits.
End of story.
Zach-"Wanna go Deerballin?"
Jason-"Oh, of course! I'll drive you there too!"
Dan-"Hey Joe, wanna go deerballing? I just got a new hk longsleeve, we could do it!!!!!!1!"
Joe-"No, you fail so hard. Your not agg, and to deerball, you can't just be agg. You have to be gods."
Jason-"Oh, of course! I'll drive you there too!"
Dan-"Hey Joe, wanna go deerballing? I just got a new hk longsleeve, we could do it!!!!!!1!"
Joe-"No, you fail so hard. Your not agg, and to deerball, you can't just be agg. You have to be gods."
Deerballing by zmund lol January 20, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable