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Dee Morgan 

When you are blessed to have the chance to date a man much younger, much better looking than you, way out of your league because you intentionally put heroin or fentanyl in front of his face and got him to relapse so you could snake your way back into his life
RYAN GOT KILLED BY A DEE MORGAN , A DESPERATE MOVE BY A GRIMEY AGING WITCH WITH A MANLY FACE.
Dee Morgan by RyansForeverMinnesota December 12, 2023
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Demorgan's laws

In Boolean Algrebra:
~(P&Q) = ~P|~Q
~(P|Q) = ~P&~Q
Mind your motherfucking P's and Q's.
Demorgan's laws by r00fles April 24, 2003

demorganize 

To make things less awesome. To remove Morgan from the situation. A sad time.
This party really died after Morgan got called away. Her boss demorganized this party, man.

DeMorgan Friend 

A friend who pops up when least expected and helps you without you even noticing, yet seldom receives your appreciation.
Here’s to all the DeMorgan Friends of the worldmay we recognize them sooner, thank them more often, and never forget that in our darkest confusion, it’s usually their quiet complement that saves the day.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026