Declaw 

To say something that will shut someone up who’s being catty.

“If that receptionist says one damn thing about my hair, I will declaw her ass so fast.”

"If she starts getting catty, just say something about her husband leaving her for another woman. That'll declaw her in a second."

Declaw by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Dewclaws are Up 

Show of approval, Thumbs Up (as the dewclaws of a canine are essentially their thumbs). This is a subtle variation of “Dewclaws Up”.

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

Dewclaws are Up by goose_on_a_roof October 8, 2020

Dewclaws Up 

Show of approval, Thumbs up (as the dewclaws of a canine are essentially their thumbs)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
Dewclaws up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Dewclaws Up by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

declarationism 

The legal and moral philosophy in the United States of America which proclaims that the first law enacted by the American Congress is the Declaration of Independence and that the principles set forth within this document are legally the defining factor for all aspects of American government. Declarationism holds the perception that all people are entitled to dignity through Natural-Divine Law, which guarantees the rights to Equality, Life, Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness and Government by Consent (or just consent). Declarationism also recognizes that these rights belong to all people, not just U.S. Citizens.

Divinity, God, is recognized as existing yet encompasses and transcends the perceptions of the world's religions, including Atheism (i.e. all hold parts of the same truth.) Thus "God" is the force that causes things to exist rather it be by Intelligent Design Theory, Big Bang Theory, Innate Intelligence or other means.

Both the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights were written using Declarationism.

declarationism by SPuebla June 10, 2016

sweeping declaration 

A broad, and life-changing statement popularized by Marshall Erikson from How I Met Your Mother.

SWEEPING DECLARATION!!!! I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!

sweeping declaration by Tonight we dance June 10, 2014

Declan McKenna

Soft vegan boi who makes good tunes, is secretly tol and super sassy about politics.

I cry about Declan McKenna 2 to 3 times a day

Declan McKenna by whateven123 January 22, 2017

Declaying 

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.

"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"

Declaying by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023