The act of ejaculating on pizza after sodomy and feeding it to your partner whilst proclaiming “Pizza Time”
by PapaRent98 April 6, 2020
A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.
Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"
This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".
This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".
by Captainfailure April 11, 2008
declan mckenna is an angel i hate him
by smellysmellsmelly October 11, 2018
by FunkFan530 February 18, 2022
When a fat guy sits on top of you and makes you shit and then forces you to eat it then you have to suck off the nearest person to your left
by Touch me May 18, 2021
Small woodland mammal often chosing to alternate between social groups usually in an unsuccessful manner. Often picked on by the rest of the group he is generally a social outcast among people of his own age and will often prey on younger individuals. There is a general stereotype that these creatures will interbreed with larger animals sometimes victimising farm animals.
Refers to a type of person in a hypothetical situation (not actually a small woodland creature - batteries not included)
Refers to a type of person in a hypothetical situation (not actually a small woodland creature - batteries not included)
"Look at him roming, awaiting acceptance hes such a declan o'shea"
"Look Dear in the paper Farmer Boothe has reported a declan o'shea in the area"
"Look Dear in the paper Farmer Boothe has reported a declan o'shea in the area"
by Jacob Mir December 11, 2006
A male: Wide eyed, open mouthed, gormless, cheerful if slightly confused, flared nostrils.
Optional: The tongue will be lolling cautiously and/or the eyes might be rolling in delight and/or trousers hanging limply around the knees.
Comes across as possibly insane and definitely in a state of bliss/ecstasy.
Optional: The tongue will be lolling cautiously and/or the eyes might be rolling in delight and/or trousers hanging limply around the knees.
Comes across as possibly insane and definitely in a state of bliss/ecstasy.
Example 1.
Brosnan: Hey Dec, waddaya doing dere den?
Declan: Oh I'm just doing da Declan face *vomits*.
Example 2.
Peterson: Ugh I was SO wasted last night, I don't even know what I was playing at!
Declan: I know what you were doing! You were doing the Declan face. I know it well *vomits*.
Brosnan: Hey Dec, waddaya doing dere den?
Declan: Oh I'm just doing da Declan face *vomits*.
Example 2.
Peterson: Ugh I was SO wasted last night, I don't even know what I was playing at!
Declan: I know what you were doing! You were doing the Declan face. I know it well *vomits*.
by amritrandhawa August 31, 2011