deck the halls

To imbibe copious alcoholic beverages as a way of dealing with Christmastime stresses.

"I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."

deck the halls by giraffe-o December 2, 2009

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Deck the Halls

1. A Traditional Welsh/Scottish-English Christmas carol

2. Punching a bag of Halls Cough Drops

Charlie has anger issues and a bad cough, so when the bag of cough drops wouldn't open on Christmas Eve, he knew he had to Deck the Halls.

Deck the Halls by Senor Fuckwad December 3, 2020

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deck the halls

Verb.

When one performs sex with another partner during christmas szn. Usually occurring near a christmas tree while both partners have lights and ornaments hanging on them as if they are christmas trees. Stuff with the butt is necessary.

Dom: Yo bro did you deck the halls of Georgia last night?
Tim: Hell yeah bro! I ate that ass too.

Dom: Aye that’s whats up.

deck the halls by pussayslayerr101 September 2, 2019

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Deck the halls

*music* “ Deck the halls with all these body’s pow-pow-pow-pow-pow—pow-pow-pow””if you think im a little crazy you-can-suck-my-dick-you-little-prick””Running now the police are coming running-down-the-street-to-the-fucking-car””the police are chasing were at full speed where-kinda-screwed-we’re-running-out-of-gas” *more music* “Running down the streets of a city getting-shot-at-by-the-police-of-doom””like every action movie I-come-out-unscraped-like-come-on-boy””Run down this ally with me please just-a-casually-placed-fucking-car””now escaping at full speed laughing-all-the-way-yelling-fuck-the-police” *more music* “now counting all the money we robbed from-the-bank-we-robbed-with-all-the-dead-guys””clinking bottles for the victory getting-drunk-all-night-like-any-irish-guy””with these women in are arms we’re-getting-laid-easly-with-all-this-damn-money””waking up in a dazzy last-night-was-a-hell-of-a-party””yes-it-was-a-hell-of-a-good-party

It a remix of deck the halls

Deck the halls by Lorddeath562 November 24, 2017

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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