Dec 28
INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS DAY!
Walk up to your bestfriend and kiss them, bonus points if they are also your crush
Walk up to your bestfriend and kiss them, bonus points if they are also your crush
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DEC 28
1st person: yo you lookin hot af today on "DEC 28nd National complement someone named Isaac day"
Isaac: bruh, thank you
Isaac: bruh, thank you
DEC 28 by Isaac1269litty November 29, 2020
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)
On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28) by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024
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