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Death Care Industry

The industry involved with the preparation, coping, and handling of matters related to death.

This can range from things like marketing pre-need plans which allow for seniors to plan ahead for their day to ensure the costs and decisions aren't on the bereaved. It also includes things like the selling of merchandise, discussion on what families want and when, plots, gravestones, tombs, etc etc. There is much criticism from the consumer side against homes that focus on profit more so than reasonable prices for the consumers.

Such things such as caskets marked up from double to quadruple the wholesale price, to urns being marked up even more, to simple, base cremations costs being far more than other providers. There's also emotional manipulations, your mom would of wanted more, this is the last thing you can do for her, well, we can help with the costs (costs already being inflated), etc etc etc, and the family or spouse or parent is in an obvious state of distress.

A significant but minority of homes likely engage in profit over people ideas, it is on you, the consumer, to shop around (as weird as that sounds) and see what prices different homes offer for their merchandise and services.

It's also notable that homes with family names can be bought out by corporations who keep the names, so be careful with that.

Lastly, the people who work for homes who are forced by management to upsell and manipulate, I feel bad for them and the positions they are put in.
Gal 1: Hey... so I wanted to go into the death care industry, I want to help families, and well, you know I'm kinda good at that stuff-

Bro 1: You know some of the funeral homes there can be super explorative and make families pay wayyy more than what they should, plus convincing them they need all this fancy stuff when that's not really menaingful to the event...
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026