Dean Blandino

-noun
A homeless man's penis, usually when exposed in public. Often used disparagingly.
Luke - Don't look over there by those columns! That homeless man just pulled out his Dean Blandino and he's jamming a needle in it!

Mike - Man that's the biggest Blandino I've seen this week, even with that 5 inches of bush.
by stopcalling October 12, 2022
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